You thought I was going to say Chris Pratt, right? After he was announced as Mario in an upcoming Nintendo film and Garfield in a flick about the lasagna-loving fatso, it seems like he’s doing all the voices in Hollywood lately.

It’s another Chris, however, that producers are targeting to voice the title character in a forthcoming prequel-style origin story about the Toy Story spaceman. That’s right, it’s Captain America himself, Chris Evans.

And as weird as it may seem for people to take things this seriously, the choice has actually sparked a lot of outrage. Not because of Evans’ acting skills or anything like that, but because the man who played Buzz in the past, Tim Allen, is a hardcore conservative, while Evans is basically a liberal with a cape on.

According to a recent piece in Forbes, some media outlets and conservative commentators have speculated that the choice to cast Evans was some kind of jab at Allen, who has been vocal about his support for Donald Trump and the fact that Trump “pisses people off.”

But according to your humble author, every role Tim Allen has ever played should have just been a voice role, because that guy sucks at everything except having a funny-sounding voice.

Chris Evans, on the other hand — well, let’s just say I have spoken to a lot of dudes who would switch teams for that guy. He’s charismatic, handsome, talented, and he is way excited about being Buzz Lightyear.

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One movie critic actually pointed out that the Buzz Lightyear from this film is not the same Buzz from Toy Story. Sheriff Woody’s sidekick was, of course, a toy, while the role Evans is cast in is the character that the toy is based on.

Either way, if this doesn’t give you some kind of feelings no matter what your age or political affiliation, I feel sorry for you, my friend.

Conservatives are seriously up in arms:

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