Everyone settle down and take their seats, the ones with the bucket to the side and place them on your lap.

Before we get to the pictures we want to agree on just a couple of things first. Eric Trump is a disgusting person, even if he looked like George Clooney or Leonardo DiCaprio, he would be a disgusting human being. Correct?

Ever since Don Jr. was deemed a little too… what’s the word we’re looking for here, “hyper,” or “sweaty,” perhaps “teeth grinding” (and we have no idea what all that could prove, but many others have very strong beliefs, about what it proves), Eric has been the one called up by the big leagues, Fox, America, to speak for the Trumps.

Ivanka is busy, at the spa, and trying to get prettier, richer, and separate herself as much as possible from the bad stuff going down with the Trumps right now. She has a social life to care for.

Not this guy. Eric has always been known as the dumb one and it was supposed to be dad that had issues with stuff spitting out of his mouth, nose, wherever, not Eric.

Eric appeared on Sean Hannity tonight. We have already covered the fact that Eric deemed himself sufficiently versed in the constitution to note that Letitia James’s lawsuit against the Trumps was unconstitutional.

But given the country is now trying to figure out which is more disgusting, we may as well weigh in. Please, please know – we’re well aware of the fact that this is not news, and yet we are a news site, but it is a way to make fun of Eric, which is always news.

Ready to vote?

Can’t tell if that’s drool or spit or what pic.twitter.com/48uhKkwYNf

— Acyn (@Acyn) January 11, 2022

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