Believe it or not, Leonardo DiCaprio is actually a pretty good guy. He isn’t as into himself as one might think, and is very passionate about his causes, namely climate change. He also gives a lot of money away. Admittedly, there’s plenty left over.

DiCaprio has a new movie coming out that is a daring parody meant to send a message regarding climate change. Fox News cannot let anything pass about climate change because any action on climate change might lessen the amount of oil pumped out of the ground and they’ve been assured that’s a bad thing. DiCaprio isn’t the only guy with a lot of money.

Fox had Jason Chaffetz on to comment on the film. Chaffetz, you will recall, used to be an extremely powerful Republican House Committee member and was last seen swearing he couldn’t vote for Donald Trump given what Trump said about grabbing women, and that Chaffetz had daughters and… Chaffetz ended up supporting Trump.

Today, DiCaprio was against supporting being your own guy, or gal, comfortable in your own skin, or hair. There is very little that this staff has less tolerance for than society demanding that someone shave something in order to look better. For reasons passing understanding, Chaffetz demanded that DiCaprio shave under his arms. Thank god they were not talking about certain… never mind:

On Monday, the former Utah Republican congressman was griping about Hollywood superstar Leonardo DiCaprio’s armpit hair while co-hosting a midday Fox News roundtable show. During a panel segment on Fox News’ Outnumbered, the climate-conscious DiCaprio— who recently starred in the satirical climate change film Don’t Look Up…

…. “Yeah, I just keep looking at that picture and I’m like, ‘Hey Leo, shave those pits, will ya?!’ I mean, come on! Don’t show it again, shave those pits. Come on man, do us all a favor,” With the rest of the panel laughing, co-host Emily Compagno declared: “This segment went a whole different direction than I expected!”

Emily, perhaps that’s because you expected a panel of adults to discuss something “adult-like,” and shaving stuff is a touchy subject with women nowadays and they don’t want a lesson from Chaffetz about how a guy is supposed to…

We are out of here.

Five years ago, Jason Chaffetz was the chairman of the powerful House Oversight Committee.

Today, he's on Fox News telling Leonardo DiCaprio to shave his armpit hair. pic.twitter.com/INj7A5TCHa

— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) January 10, 2022

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