This tweet would be worth writing an article on this just to show Melania tweeting without the White House “FLOTUS” thing under it alone. My god, what a lovely sight.

Meanwhile, Melania remains a Trump, which means that when she takes action, especially something highly unusual, like tweet under her personal account, it means that she is trying to make money or promote herself, which 99.9% of the time is redundant.

Melania wants you to know that Bitcoin turned One-Trillion today, or something. Just kidding, it’s Bitcoin’s 13th birthday, so obviously a former FLOTUS has to put out something recognizing the important day, right?

She mentions that Bitcoin has a market cap of $One trillion dollars, which is a bit funny because Melania thinks market cap is a thing you put on the end of a highlighter when you’re done. That or a hat you put on your dog-accessory when you go to the farmers’ market and it’s cold.

We know that Melania has determined to get into NFTs, and we know she intends on giving a “portion” of the profits to charity (It’s all in the portions, right?) and so we assume that this new interest in cryptocurrency has something to do with moving $500 million dollars out of the United States and to Russia in the next three weeks… We kid.

We have no idea why she’s interested in this stuff other than she intends to make money. We aren’t the only ones who are utterly flummoxed by this, the entirety of the internet is foiled by Melania, international financial mastermind, one who we are positive is both currently sleeping with, while being investigated by, James Bond.

The “Mar-a-Lago Mirage”

It is widely reported that Bitcoin's market cap exceeds USD$1 Trillion.  Today marks the 13th anniversary of the Bitcoin Genesis Block.  Happy Anniversary, #SatoshiNakamoto #MelaniaNFT pic.twitter.com/aZqNJFcZmd

— MELANIA TRUMP (@MELANIATRUMP) January 3, 2022

As we said, we have no idea what the hell this is supposed to mean and neither does anyone else:

https://twitter.com/ByzGeneral/status/1478164926283894784

ngl….confused af. https://t.co/PdExJ61yNL

— DaveC – 🧱🐧🦭 (@daveceth) January 4, 2022

Does this mean your escort fee is now payable in untraceable currency? https://t.co/jgHqICR3jb

— Kop*wow 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@KPLWW5) January 3, 2022

It is not technically untraceable. It leaves a trace wherever, even if it’s very very difficult to trace. Untraceable currency would be called “e-money” or “e-cash,” which is truly anonymous.

https://twitter.com/eden_omg/status/1478160613864095752

Wtf lol… Well I did have DJT becoming a bitcoiner for my 2022 bingo card. Check out my random predictions on my pinned post. https://t.co/40rTot6b0t

— Diveej🧢 (@Diveej_) January 4, 2022

This is a good sell signal https://t.co/xHekaoPSiG

— chiefston.eth (@Chiefston) January 3, 2022

Who knows?

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