Despite the fact that literally nothing, no prediction, no theory, has come true, and despite the fact that the idiot fraud behind the movement has been exposed, some Qanons still believe they’re on to the truth and they will soon discover what is really happening in the world.

Our friends at the invaluable Rawstory have a collection of quotes from Qanon followers in Dallas (Yes, on the bridge again) after President Biden allowed for a new release of documents concerning the JFK assassination to be released.

The Q’s continue to await JFK Jr.’s return in Dallas at the site of his father’s death. Amazing that they’re not awaiting the return of JFK himself at age… 104? Close enough.

“There’s no way this could be wrong or that, ironically, we’re meeting at a place named after AT&T, a company known for creating garbled and misunderstood communication,” said one person.

Garbled and misunderstood communication is Trump’s greatest asset. One can take it to mean anything. Trump cannot spell AT&T

“Get it? DISCOVERY Plaza? Go to the Plaza and you’ll DISCOVER the truth. It’s like that time I harassed that pollster and she tipped me off that I’d find the truth about the last election in HELL, Michigan,”

If you wait long enough, you’re likely to find Trump in Hell, then you can find out the truth.

“It all makes sense. Where was JFK Jr. shot? Dealey PLAZA. Where will he reappear? Discovery PLAZA. Where did Kevin McAlister stay in Home Alone 2? The PLAZA Hotel. And who did he see when he first went there? DONALD TRUMP. There’s your proof,”

JFK Jr. was shot in Dallas, in the open, no one noticed, then his dead body was put in a plane that crashed off Martha’s Vineyard? Now that is digging out the truth. Trump thinks a “plaza” is a Mexican pizza.

Do these weirdos understand that JFK the president is one person, and his son JFK JUNIOR was another? My head hurts.

“I wouldn’t say that I do my research. It’s more of a gut feeling I have. You know, where all the crap is stored,”

We always look for surgeons with the same approach.

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