There is only one person on the staff of this site that could invite Barrack Obama to her wedding and have him show up, the lovely, talented, ridiculously over-educated, and charming owner of the site, the woman who pays everyone. She wouldn’t have any trouble.

The rest of us ragamuffins could possibly get Obama to shake our hand if we were both stuck together on a deserted island (Wouldn’t that be fascinating? There probably wouldn’t be an argument as to who would be the decision-maker.) But we’re relatively sure we could get a president to come to our wedding, simply book Mar-a-Lago, mumble something about Trump and 2020 – don’t even be specific, and have your guests wear outfits showing a lot of skin. He’ll be there, guaranteed, and he’ll even speak!

NO! Not to congratulate the happy couple, but to tell you about how smart he is and how the election was stolen from him. Unlike many sad, defeated, men his age, it is unlikely that Trump would be drunk – which is not to say he would be clear-minded and drug-free.

Trump made another wedding singer-like performance last night at some couple’s wedding, a couple that was likely happy to see him, God only knows why. But last night, Trump sounded a bit… different. He slurred a couple of words and, despite knowing that the video would go everywhere, called Generally Milley a “fcking idiot.” He has gotten in trouble before with some of the fundamentalist crowd for using his “New York language.” Some might say he was a bit “looser” last night.

Admittedly, alcohol is not the only foreign substance that can loosen one’s tongue, but there is a lot of speculation that Trump might’ve had a bit to drink last night:

I know Trump claims he doesn’t drink, but he sounded even more like a drunk uncle at a wedding tonight than usual. Here, he calls General Milley a “f*cking idiot.” pic.twitter.com/YxUfY3suXm

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 5, 2021

And, oh, by the way, Gen. Milley is the United States military’s Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, and regardless of what one thinks of him, a person should show some respect for a person currently serving his country, rather than collecting $850,000 a year serving on three to four boards of big companies and working perhaps 30 days a year.

Regardless, Twitter had words for him:

A fucking idiot? Hmmm….🤔🤔🤔. Trump does remember Milley is a military hero who can still turn him off like a light switch while Trump is a multi time SOCIOPATHIC draft dodger? https://t.co/plJojQYNRw

— HappyTrumpLost (@HappyTrumpLost1) December 5, 2021

What scumbag. Not only is he drunk uncle narcissist whining at a wedding but on top of that…he's wrong about what happened. Stop supporting an imbecile. https://t.co/6IaLseM9eb

— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) December 5, 2021

https://twitter.com/luizlemuz/status/1467522346655309828

I’m 55. However old you are, think back on EVERY former President you can recall, and what their behavior was/is like, and you’ll know what a piece of shit Donald Trump really is. https://t.co/rEIoojL1kP

— Jack Hopkins (@thejackhopkins) December 5, 2021

I'm sure Milley feels the same thing about tfg. https://t.co/JdfbhfjxNH

— Doris Bivings♏🦂🦃🎃💙💙❤❤🇺🇦 (@BivingsDoris) December 5, 2021

Imagine choosing Mar-a-Lago for your wedding: the home of the sore loser. These MAGAs deserve to be held captive by a psychotic failure, who plods through Mar-a-Lago in search of anyone who'll listen to his endless stream of snowflaky bullsh*t https://t.co/OhcLyGWPff

— UTMB for Harris/Walz 🐺 🐻 🐇🦅 🇺🇸 (@Utmb_Colorado) December 5, 2021

It is a bit ridiculous.

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