Right-wing talking head Charlie Kirk is nothing if not an endless fountain of stupid ideas. From calling mar*juana home delivery “slavery” to saying that atheism is a religion, Charlie is just a non-stop ride of non-sequiturs and idiocy.

His latest spiel, though, is a home run, even for him: He says that Michelle Obama is going to run for president in 2024, and specifically because she doesn’t want Kamala Harris to be president.

Now, Michelle has stated on any number of occasions that she has absolutely no intention of ever running for public office. Who could blame her? What the Republican Party and the media did to her husband while he was president was beyond belief.

And that doesn’t even touch how the world scrutinized her entire family, not just her and Barack, but her daughters and even their dog, Bo.

Charlie, however, still believes that the Obamas are controlling things from behind the scenes. There’s always some behind-the-scenes puppetmaster in conservative conspiracy theories, and for Charlie — who only even became politically active after Barack Obama was inaugurated — it’s the Obamas.

In his theory about the Biden presidency, Kirk postulates that Obama is “getting everything he wants” out of his former Vice President. But he doesn’t stop there:

Who might want to run in 2024 that could be a threat to Kamala Harris? Who might want to run in 2024 who’s a black woman, that would want Kamala Harris out of the way? Who would want to run in 2024 who’s a best-selling author, and is considered to be the savior of us all?

What if Michelle Obama’s behind all of this?

Honestly, I can’t quite make out what he’s even driving at here. Is he saying that women can’t be friends? That black people fight with each other? Behind all of what, Charlie?

Watch the clip of his show here, and try not to laugh:

Look at Charlie’s smug face as he explains that Michelle is probably plotting against Kamala because, you know, black women, right? pic.twitter.com/tiBMAACAtC

— The Political Flare (@politicalflares) November 15, 2021

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