Every single time that we have to reference something about Lauren Baubert being dumber than a toaster, we have to add that it is not because she dropped out of high school and not because she got a GED. Albert Einstein didn’t speak until he was three years old, we suspect there were many who thought that he was a little dumbass. So little things that are “different” are not necessarily indicative of being dumber than… well, even a two-slice toaster.
But today she went full MAGA dumb and that’s a level that really defies education. There are plenty of people, well – plenty might be stretching it a bit, but some – with college degrees that are MAGA-dumb. They are the same people that talk about the unknown dangers of the vaccine, all while ignoring the very known dangers of COVID putting one in a medically induced coma, on a ventilator, in the ICU, trying to squeeze oxygen into lungs that don’t work.
But Laurent Boebert is special. She can do stupid like no one. Today, she somehow equated her taking Tylenol to the vaccine, and writing that if just everyone in her office took Tylenol, then her headache would go away. There are 13-year-old girls (got one right here) that roll their eyes and just shake their head upon seeing it. It is at that point when one wants to nominate any of this nation’s wonderful average A/B student, eighth-grade girls, to take Lauren Boebert’s place in Congress. Do not tell us that our young daughters would have a more difficult time understanding policy.
We include Eric Swalwell’s response to Lauren’s original tweet. Gaw dam this girl is dumb:
Perfect example of how the radical GQP views vaccines – ignoring the relationship between effectiveness and population, with zero care at all for anyone other than herself. https://t.co/Pqqs7j3q6R
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) September 27, 2021
Jesus, these people.
Twitter had a field day:
Tbh I’m surprised you managed to get past the child safety lock on the bottle. https://t.co/NXUCzduGEy
— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) September 27, 2021
My son got a headache three days ago. Now I have a headache.
But before I take any Tylenol, I’m going to do my own research. Then I’m going to talk to my cousin’s friend. https://t.co/mr4jy7fhri
— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) September 27, 2021
Shut up you lousy peace of trash. On behalf of almost every American, FUCK OFF @laurenboebert!!! https://t.co/tXW4HxMx36
— Fred Guttenberg (@fred_guttenberg) September 28, 2021
how is she this stupid https://t.co/OFC0WP7p6L
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 27, 2021
The Dunning-Kruger effect needs to be renamed the Boebert-Taylor effect: "When you're too dumb to understand just how dumb you are." https://t.co/leQudM0mNs
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) September 27, 2021
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https://twitter.com/EricHaftelLive/status/1442567690946711555
Awe. Look at Boebert trying to prove a point. It's like watching a pathetic little bigot try & do stand up….no, wait…..
That's EXACTLY what it is. Go home girl. No one likes you.
& p.s. Tylenol will never give you a brand deal. https://t.co/jxtgom1jgO
— Plastic Martyr (@plasticmartyr) September 27, 2021
Oh… oh honey. You tried. You FAILED.
Headaches are not a virus. They aren’t contagious. They can’t be passed through respiratory droplets.
Are you really this dumb, or do you just play dumb on TV?#Tylenol #ImeachBoebert #YoureAnIdiot https://t.co/54OS5RRu4N
— SimplyBella (@Simply_Bella_15) September 28, 2021
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