An Arkansas hospital is forcing all staff who requested religious exemptions in order to trigger the libs and refuse the vaccine, have now been told that they will need to put their remedy where their mouth, and feet, and stomach, and bones, are. Employees of this hospital wanna foreswear the vaccine under a religious exemption? They are more than welcome, First Amendment and all. But they have been put on notice that they will be foreswearing much more. Link:

The move was prompted when Conway Regional Health System noted an unusual uptick in vaccine exemption requests that cited the use of fetal cell lines in the development and testing of the vaccines.

“This was significantly disproportionate to what we’ve seen with the influenza vaccine,” Matt Troup, president and CEO of Conway Regional Health System, told Becker’s Hospital Review in an interview Wednesday.

“Thus,” Troup went on, “we provided a religious attestation form for those individuals requesting a religious exemption,” he said. The form includes a list of 30 commonly used medicines that “fall into the same category as the COVID-19 vaccine in their use of fetal cell lines,” Conway Regional said.

To say nothing of the Xanax they’ll be begging for knowing that they now face a choice between “standing their MAGA ground” and going through life without many common medications. Wow, we hope that none of them play co-ed softball and snap their tib-fib running for a ball in the outfield. Injuries like that hurt bad enough, even after the phat shot of morphine they get in the ER.

This is quite the list, and – we suspect, not exhaustive: Tylenol, Pepto Bismol, aspirin, Tums, Lipitor, Senokot, Motrin, ibuprofen, Maalox, Ex-Lax, Benadryl, Sudafed, albuterol, Preparation H, MMR vaccine, Claritin, Zoloft, Prilosec OTC, and azithromycin.

Please do not ask us how Preparation H is related to fetal cell lines, but – wow, these people are going to be itching for something down the line after they make this choice. Those of us who live down south will do them a favor and highly recommend that they do not step on a fire ant hill, especially in a flip flop. If they think mosquito bites itch, they haven’t seen anything yet. Preparation H takes the itch down to the level of mosquito bites and they will be praising God for the relief.

Interesting that there is no question one has a First Amendment Right to religious exemptions, but someone needs to file a court case asking whether the First Amendment covers both the exemption to the vaccine but a right to Preparation-H. After all, the first words from fire ant bites will be “Oh, my God!” We suspect the other medicines will be missed, too, they just won’t be itchin’ to have them, nor questioning the existence of God.

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