From the “Dear Leader shot four hole in ones and…” Department.

Trump would knock Biden out in seconds, you know? We know this is a fact because Trump just said it, it has to be true. If you are thinking “Dear God, and they let this nine-year-old sit in the Oval Office,” worry not, that is the most appropriate response.”

Trump was promoting the boxing match for which he’s providing color commentary (with help from Junior, so it’s like a dad taking his son to a fight, almost like Dad taking Junior to a game, which would likely be a first). If the story wasn’t bad enough, the matches will occur on Saturday, yes – 9/11.

Our country is now functioning as the WWE of the world. If Trump runs again, the next debate will have the two do a stare-down with trainers behind them…

“Well if I had to pick somebody in the world, not only a professional boxer because I’ll take a pass on the professional boxers,” Trump said, “I think probably my easiest fight would be Joe Biden because I think he’d go down very, very quickly. Very, very quickly.”

“He’d be in big trouble,” he added. “I think Biden would go down within the first few seconds.”

Said no normal man over 30, ever.

We don’t understand where his conviction comes from. He couldn’t beat Biden in the last fight, no matter how many rounds Trump tried to go. So, our money is on Biden… never addressing the topic beyond shaking his head and wondering how the country still exists, if it does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsvaQ7U_D0g

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