Poor Alan Dershowitz. He is finding out that the “thinking” people in this country, “aka” the elite, don’t like people who get massages (with their underwear on) from teen girls, and when that same person finds himself defending Donald Trump at every turn. We are not saying the two are related, we’re just saying. We also pledge to never write an article about Dershowitz and his Trump support without reminding people of his “teen” massage because grown men don’t even talk to teen girls without a parent there. His “defense” is as disgusting as his actions.

Anyway, according to Newsweek, Dershowitz is very mad that none of the cool kids like him. Perhaps he should have considered that before he got his mass… before he defended Trump at every turn. As Dershowitz complained on Newsmax (for God’s sake!): Video Below

There I was having a cup of coffee with a friend on the porch of the Chilmark store, which is a kind of local gathering place a general store, and Larry starts screaming at me saying, you know—ah he just couldn’t control himself. I thought he was going to have a stroke.

There are worse ways to go than defending the country from the Trumps and Dershowitz’s.

“I’m a Democrat. I defended Ted Kennedy, I defend Senator Alan Cranston, I tried to help defend President Clinton—almost all of my clients who have been politicians have been Democrats but because I also defended the constitution on behalf of Donald Trump that was enough. Dershowitz went on to say he doesn’t mind being socially ostracized but that he has been ‘canceled’ by a number of local Chilmark institutions on Martha’s Vineyard including the library, community center, the book fair and Hebrew center.”

We would like to point out that all the defense of Democrats came before Trump’s rise to power and before – perhaps – someone held something over him, before Dershowitz had to explain his presence at Epstein’s place. Additionally, there is no law stating that an attorney must represent any one particular client.

Dershowitz then has the gall to play the victim in all this: “When you start blaming the lawyer because you don’t agree with the client, that’s McCarthyism.” No, you stupid genius sick ffffff, it’s when you start believing that the lawyer has something “vested” in Trump, in some way. It might be different if someone forced Dershowitz to defend Trump, then it would be his job. But no one forced Trump on Dershowitz.

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