There is very little that is more satisfying than hearing that the once ultimate insider, Allen Dershowitz, is now utterly rejected by sane and civil society. When one is down to asserting that one got a massage from a teenage girl, but it was with his underwear on, as something to make the situation sound better, you know that person is facing a lot of trouble and is a horrible person. Most of us manage to go our entire adult lives never once speaking to a teenage girl without one of her parents there. Allen…

But this story isn’t about that “icky” part of Dershowitz’s decisions of late (unless they’re related, which is not impossible), this story is about Dershowitz paying the social price earned by defending Trump. According to the New York Post’s brutal Page Six:

“A Page Six spy spotted the Harvard Law professor — who was once, like David, a fully paid-up member of the Democrat cool kids — bumping into the comic on the porch of the island’s picturesque convenience store and community hub Chilmark General Store, and found their exchange so bizarre that they “wrote it down to remember it.”

Bizarre? Do tell more. They have a transcript!

Dershowitz: “We can still talk, Larry.”

David: “No. No. We really can’t. I saw you. I saw you with your arm around [Former Trump Secretary of State Mike] Pompeo! It’s disgusting!”

Dersh: “He’s my former student [at Harvard Law]. I greet all of my former students that way. I can’t greet my former students?”

David: “It’s disgusting. Your whole enclave — it’s disgusting. You’re disgusting!”

Added the stunned source, “Larry walks away. Alan takes off his T-shirt to reveal another T-shirt [underneath it] that says, ‘It’s The Constitution Stupid!’.”

Alright. Yes, the Constitution says that Trump had a right to a defense of some kind and Dershowitz can say that he was following the constitution, that doesn’t mean he was forced to represent Trump. And could he not just have said it is the constitution? Or does Dershowitz like taking stuff off because…

It still doesn’t explain how Dershowitz ended up in the presence of a teen girl without her parents there… with his underwear on, and we’re supposed to believe that’s the good part. We hope the whole “enclave” thing included those details.

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