Mike Lindell.

The best analogy that we’ve heard yet is that Lindell needed to be one of the main guys on the Bigfoot show, or the mining for gold show, (Though right now, we think it would be better if he just went out on a crabbing boat in the Bearing Straight for a couple of months).

The promise is always there, he’s just about to release the stuff that will turn it all around. And just like those embarrassingly addicting television shows, it just never pans out. They never interview Bigfoot and invite him to the University for an MRI and EEG, vaccinating him for COVID and letting him go back to the woods with a cool REI jacket and sleeping bag.

Mike Lindell always has the sh*t that is putting Trump back in the White House, just watch, and keep watching, and keep going.

Today was cyber day! Remember, he had some of the world’s foremost cyber-experts who were going to bring the receipts as they say, proof that even liberals like us would make us throw up our hands and say “You got us! All 81 million of us, minus 150,000 in a few select counties. We had the perfect plan! Until you kids came along and …”

Cyber day flopped. But Lindell has something else you won’t believe! (Literally, you won’t believe). He knows of a judge who was in on the conspiracy to steal the election. How does he know? Because he does, that’s why and, he’s so confident about it, that he’s saying that “You cannot make this stuff up,” seconds after saying something he completely made up.

We say this every time. Somehow this guy has $350 million more than us. Telling the truth is for suckers! Lies are for MAGAs!

Mike Lindell says someone got to the judge or he's in on it. #dominion pic.twitter.com/cRZfTW813B

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) August 12, 2021

Somewhere, Jesus is shaking his head.

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