If we sat Don Jr. down with a group of your average ten year olds (all of whom have amazing editor skills) and gave them all an assignment; “Put together a gif edit to honor your dad, maybe make him look cool, maybe make him look like a nice guy, just something that makes your dad look good,” not only are we certain that Don Jr. wouldn’t “win” the contest (presumably judged by neutral observers) we are not even sure he would get a participation trophy. Some judges might think that he tried to insult his father, instead. The other kids would just giggle about the “dork.”

When we look below, we can be sure that Junior wasn’t trying to insult his father because that might leave him an inheritance that is even further in the negative. No, somewhere deep in Junior’s reptilian brain, he envisioned this picture and it sent a shot of dopamine right at a receptor, which caused a jolt (perhaps assisted by an artificial dopamine enhancer). It motivated and energized Junior. He believed he had the perfect vehicle to support dear old dad on his country’s birthday.

The problem is that a lot of people found it offensive, and we’re not limiting ourselves to people who are alive. We feel quite confident that every dead man pictured below in a MAGA cap would love nothing more than to throw the cap off, burst out of the stone, and blast the guy off the eagle (not hitting the bald eagle, of course, being protected). We also suspect that many ten-year-olds would be offended, or at least rolling their eyes about having to work with the “weird kid.”

Rolling into Fourth of July BBQ like a boss. #4thofJuly #FourthofJuly pic.twitter.com/yokJLqvku4

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 4, 2021

It wasn’t really popular on the net:

Another bird for your dad @DonaldJTrumpJr https://t.co/8qNHuY7yVR pic.twitter.com/Tp2y8EJzZy

— People Not Mascots (@MimiCyd) July 6, 2021

@DonaldJTrumpJr it certainly takes a complete delusional fool imbecile asshat to show so much affection for a lame loser fabricated onto an eagle but fake is everything about your clan fake business fake university fake husband/ father fake book author fake prez #RussiaPlant https://t.co/fEcQ70sVPH

— jocelyn grenier (@jocelyngrenier5) July 6, 2021

Apparently, the Trumps are trying to make Idiocracy into their next reality TV show. https://t.co/OCzKTZ5zcX

— Elizabeth Hernandez for Congress (@LizForTX8) July 6, 2021

Oh great, now that eagle is going to have brown and yellow stains on it's head.#TrumpIndictments #TrumpCrimeFamily https://t.co/tSBF0yKNtq

— blank (@AnnaJussme) July 5, 2021

Wasnt this the opening of The Colbert Report (a satire on idiots who think this is being a boss)? https://t.co/fMgx9MByXg

— David Poland (@DavidPoland) July 5, 2021

I can't make this shit up. Is that the #TrumpCrimeFamily showing their new asault on #DemocracyNow? BY THE WAY @DonaldJTrumpJr I HEARD THAT COCAINE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOUR ARSE. @347catherine #RepublicansHateDemocracy https://t.co/4FO3rtPIpN

— Robert Douglas (@RobertD97701804) July 5, 2021

Shouldn’t that be a broom? https://t.co/goTLhcgG3H

— john w. jeffrey (@FLIFGAFF) July 5, 2021

This is, hands down, the stupidest meme I have ever ever seen. Not only is it just flat out stupid, it's infantile & amaturish. Who the F came up with and executed this ridiculous thing? Someone needs to tell him, "You're fired!" 🤣😂🤣😂😅 #Loser #LoserPalooza #LoserPaloosa 🤪 https://t.co/zzbVg2veH7

— Calliano 🌊 (@Calliano3) July 5, 2021

That’s our point, just one above, he’d be fired from the ten-year-old table.

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