What the hell is happening here?

We vaguely remember something about Trump and two scoops of ice cream… wait, it’s coming back to us now. Thanks, Google and CNN:

According to an extensive interview with TIME Magazine, Trump’s White House staff has settled into Trump’s routine and know his desires, sometimes before he does. For example: Trump takes two scoops of ice cream with his chocolate cream pie, TIME reported, while everyone else around the table gets just one.

See, so technically – and this is a subtle distinction here, to the extent that the statement criticizes Trump, it is not that he eats two scoops of ice cream, it is that he insists upon demeaning his guests by serving them half what he gets, and by so doing proves he is the top asshole in that gathering. Normal people insist upon their guests being served first and best before enjoying their own meal, or dessert.

But now Don Junior is upset because the media didn’t criticize Joe Biden for getting two scoops of ice cream. Yes, Junior actually posted this, which makes us think that Junior might not be that smart, or have enough to do. As usual, he completely misses the point.

Guys, I’m beginning to think there may be a slight difference in the way the media handles leaders of different parties??? https://t.co/0s27gx2LKU

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) July 5, 2021

Hey, Junior? Do you want to know what President Biden did not do? He did not demand that the restaurant serve only one scoop to everyone else in an effort to make up for having just one testi… never mind. And, Joe did something we never saw Trump do, ever. He offered to pay for others’ ice cream. Then again, perhaps Joe has more cash than Trump. We never hear stories about Joe borrowing money from his bodyguards.

Regardless, Junior, it’s not about ice cream, it’s about being a dick, so – actually, it’s not that surprising that you don’t get it. Normally, we provide tweets from the left, but on this one, it’s just too juicy to not list out all the MAGA responses, because the MAGAs don’t get it, either:

The order heard around the world. https://t.co/fHnA8TJQVP

— Logan Wyatt (@SilentReaper76) July 5, 2021

what?? Is @CNN and @MSNBC going nuts over 2 scoops?? Is @morningmika going to be practically hysterical over the 2 scoops like she was with Trump??? https://t.co/bQ5SrJQpcM

— S. Picard, #MAGA , FJB!! (@PicardSa) July 5, 2021

They’d fake caring about your dad’s health when he ate McDonald’s but Joe can have all the scoops he wants https://t.co/WoZmGpeQZ2

— Logan Ratick (@Logan_Ratick) July 5, 2021

👺Regressed to his childhood. Joe Biden “screams for ice cream”. Blithering idiot actually. Back to the basement and let the patriots celebrate the birth of our country. https://t.co/ImjACZXJCy

— beatrice (@beatric20994554) July 5, 2021

Yes when Pres Trump need ice creams they were crazy no transparency https://t.co/37lZFLSxyG

— plurry (@plurry2) July 5, 2021

Not a single one got it.

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