This site has impressed this upon ourselves and our readership for almost a year now. We have learned a lot about Mike Lindell and one part of it makes absolutely no sense:

First and foremost, Mike Lindell overcame what sounds like one of the most severe add1ctions one can experience and came out the other side. That is damned impressive and if it took his faith in Jesus and such to do it, we’re happy for him.

Second, Mike Lindell, who doesn’t sound like a smart man, managed to make $300 million dollars selling something we all sleep on each night without really noticing a difference in quality (most of us), a f***ing pillow! Why haven’t we made $500 million creating a better table chair?

Third, Mike Lindell went off the deep end for Donald Trump and has managed to lose a lot of that business he built up, while also seeming to lose his mind. He has made roughly four predictions – that we recall, could be more – as to the exact date upon which Donald Trump will be inaugurated again and reinstalled in the White House. He has promised a technology presentation that would have Trump in the White House within the week. It all flopped. (How did the pillow work!)

Fourth, Mike Lindell still manages to speak in front of crowds and we’d be shocked if he wasn’t making millions doing it. Excuse us, but we write good sh*t, we look up what we write, we cite what we write, and every once in a while, we can be a bit clever, or deep. And some of us haven’t even made hundreds of thousands a year. Most importantly, we never said Trump would be reinstated. Had we said that Trump would be reinstated, perhaps we might be making millions, too, but we’d also look like Mike Lindell. Well, some of us. Some of us would look like our owner who looks… much better than Mike Lindell.

Speaking of which, it is possible that the pressure is getting to Lindell because Mike looks like he needs a pillow, to cry on. He is not looking well and – we admit, perhaps we wouldn’t, either if we’d lost half our fortune and all our dignity within a single year.

Check out Mike’s problems giving a talk and then being bewildered when his phone goes off like he’s never seen a phone before and is wondering how that funny-shaped black rock in front of him has come alive.

A sweaty, rambling Mike Lindell got a little discombobulated when his phone rang during his speech tonight. pic.twitter.com/t0ESx0a6n0

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) December 11, 2021

Poor Mike. He should take heart, though. As bad as he is. He has been in worse shape, and on that? We can give him some respect. But that’s about it.

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