It is time for one of our weekly installments of “Lauren Boebert is so stupid that…” and, of course, this requires us to put up the caveat that the fact that she dropped out of high school and got a GED isn’t the problem, at all. As we always say, formal education is a luxury and some people cannot afford it. That doesn’t mean one isn’t under an obligation to educate oneself.

Lauren Boebert isn’t stupid because she has a GED, she is stupid because she’s stupid and she’s refused to educate herself, at all. Educating oneself involves doing some reading, you can learn a lot by reading, indeed one should enjoy learning.

Evidently, Lauren Boebert, who is one of the 535 people on earth with a vote in the United States Congress is so stupid that she clearly has never read anything that didn’t involve a gun and/or Trump in some way.

And so there enlies the problem:

Oh no, a typo!

If I were a Democrat, I’d be able to blame the keyboard for this mistake and then go on TV and cry that “I didn’t type the letters”.

Maybe I should always include typos when talking about missing children, seems that’s the only way you people pay attention.

— Lauren Boebert (@laurenboebert) December 12, 2021

No, Lauren. No – that’s not a typo. We will give you a demonstration of a typo. A typo is when one writes “there” instead of “their” or “here” instead of “hear” or gets the “it’s” mixed up with “its.” That’s a typo and don’t argue because we’re experts at making typos.

It is not a typo when you demonstrate that you had no idea how to frame the words in the first place. Writing “alot” is not a typo if you believe that “alot” is one word. And therein lies the problem, Lauren. You believed that “enlies” is a word, one which often follows “there.”

None of this would mean anything were it not for the fact that Lauren Boebert has just so obviously never read a book in her life, and thus cannot be bothered to educate herself, and still holds that one vote, and a lot of disproportionate power on top of that because she’s one of the most loyal MAGAs.

There are some very smart people in Congress. If we have to go to the other side and prove it’s not an “us” versus “them” thing, we’ll say that Jim Jordan appears fairly smart, if weird and a traitor. The problem is not his intelligence.

Boebert has the flush, she is weird, a traitor, she is uneducated and dumb as a rock underwater.

Twitter had some thoughts:

“There enlies”

OMG. I am deceased. 🤣😂🤣😂 https://t.co/URRvLzcVYr

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) December 12, 2021

According to the same FBI document @laurenboebert quotes here, 95% were runaways, 2% were abducted by a noncustodial parent and a total of 276 (0.1%) were abducted by strangers and likely covered by media.

Therein lies the problem with this tweet. https://t.co/vS25BDYffP

— Bill Weir (@BillWeirCNN) December 12, 2021

I think every single statement in this tweet is either factually false or grammatically incorrect. Almost impressive! https://t.co/Y2IeUyITWi

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 12, 2021

Enlies https://t.co/jlkTDuNlSz

— noah kulwin (@nkulw) December 12, 2021

https://twitter.com/ReportsDaNews/status/1469884069081198598

BoBo here does some stupid shit…

Misspellings are very low on that fuckin list…

I would say giving Treason Tours of the Capitol to make sure Timothy McTrump Humpers had the best chance to overthrow our constitution could take top honors!#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb https://t.co/cYs9RnYgNF

— Tony Michaels 🎙 (@thetonymichaels) December 12, 2021

"There enlies"?????????????? https://t.co/DlZ3QqISht

— Cheri Jacobus (@CheriJacobus) December 12, 2021

This is the bigot who keeps referring to @IlhanMN as a jihadist.

Tell me you've never actually written an expression that you're about to use without telling me that you've never written an expression you're about to use.

Also, her "data" is measurably untrue, unsurprisingly. https://t.co/5FLPEMxLzj

— Evan Holt (إفِن هولت) 🇵🇸 (@voteholt) December 13, 2021

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