Back in the Dark Ages (the only depression worse than the Great Depression) they had to rely upon “natural immunity” and – despite being all-natural, the most expensive kind, it didn’t work for one out of three people who got the plague.

Indeed, we do have natural immunity, but up until the nearly accidental discovery of penicillin, it was quite possible to die of a small cut if it got infected, it would get red, redder, spread, you would get a fever… Nowadays, we augment that natural immunity with a pill taken once or twice a day at the point it gets red. Antibiotics break cell walls. Bacteria have walls. Your cells have membranes. Cool, huh?

Science. It works. Natural immunity? Most of the time, certainly not always. It is great to go with a combo!

But not if you’re a MAGA. If you’re a MAGA, you get it, you understand that natural immunity can lead to one passing away…naturally. We are at a loss regarding an explanation. Even the horse paste was an attempt to go with something beyond “Can I breathe?”

But there is a significant portion of MAGAs that really think you should be satisfied with giving it a go! Find out how natural you can be. Here is Kevin Sorbo:

Natural immunity, anyone?

— Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) December 2, 2021

And he doesn’t particularly care if people pass away due to his influence. But Twitter was quick to let him know that there are a lot of people in the ground, moms, dads, grandparents, even kids, in the ground due to a disease that actually almost everyone could survive with a vaccine:

Not for 5 million + (and counting). pic.twitter.com/T22heOpK4W

— Me Thinks Thou Doth Protest Too Much (@ThouDothProtest) December 2, 2021

Willing to take a chance, anyone?

>800,000 Americans either didn't have a chance or did and didn't survive to take advantage of your "natural immunity".

— Dave Perrino – Boosted and better than ever. (@DavePerrino) December 2, 2021

I’d rather not, ‘natural immunity’ is unpredictable, you don’t know when your immunity expires, if you’re vaccinated and follow CDC recommendations you’ll know at what point you might require a booster.

— RagnorKnox (@RyanKno67616640) December 3, 2021

And you're naturally immuned to talent and intellect!

— Le King (@655321_king) December 2, 2021

I’ll take “people who don’t understand that vaccines create an immune reaction which generates antibodies and in most cases prevents severe illness” for $800, Alex.

— Legbreaker (@Legbreaker4) December 3, 2021

Literally, no one. https://t.co/6tQTYVJzUn

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) December 3, 2021

Nope.
I prefer artificial immunity. It's much safer. https://t.co/VFnxlF7EZM

— Viced Rhino 🦏 🏳️‍⚧️ Ally (@VicedRhino) December 2, 2021

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