Lara Lea Trump is an enigma.

At times, rare times – to be sure, but at times, she can seem brilliant for so effortlessly turning a life with remarkably few accomplishments into a gig where, for a time, she was considered a candidate for the Senate from North Carolina, and – the nation’s largest cable television station pays her to tell us what she thinks.

Fcking amazing.

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But then she opens her mouth and makes sentence-like statements about god only knows what, just so long as they end in some kind of version of “liberals suck” and we remember she married Eric. It is at that point that we realize that she is not bright at all. She is wonderfully stupid.

Her new video promoting Trump wine (why?) seems to actually promote day-drinking as a means to cope as a mom with a crying baby. Granted, it’s a semi-holiday but this is still probably not a great idea, even before we realize that it’s “Trump wine,” which you just know would taste better if it just came straight out of a box.

She is also wearing some kind of shirt about being a mom with a baby right beside her crying (we get it!) and it’s during the cry that she takes a swig of wine! My God, woman, you’re rich! The entire point of the video – seemingly – is to relay that Trump wine, especially during the day (It’s probably 9:45 a.m.) is the way to relax and deal with a baby that probably would just like a handful of Cheerios, please!

But again, she has money and the most understanding doctors that such money can buy! Why doesn’t she just do what every other self-respecting rich mom does, drop a Xanax and be done with it? Without the possibility of drunkenness? Is Trump wine really that good? NO! Because if it was, they wouldn’t have Lara Lea Trump promoting it! They would have Jennifer Aniston, Julia Roberts, or some woman we LIKE, promoting it.

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