It was just yesterday that Trump proposed a “debate” between himself and the heads of every news agency, television network, social media platform, this website, and Barbra Streisand (the last two might be “debatable,” ha), in order to settle the 2020 election once and for all.

Look at your calendar. Yes, it actually is almost 13 months since the election and it actually is still on Trump’s mind every day. It is on his mind so much so that he cannot believe that no one accepted his challenge overnight. (Actual tweet below)

President Donald J. Trump: “It’s really interesting, everybody wants me on television, I get the highest ratings by far, they need ratings to survive, and yet I put out a challenge to debate me about the massive election fraud, which took place in the 2020 Presidential Election, and there are no takers—think of it, zero takers for the so-called “ratings machine.”

The reason is, they know they can’t win. All I have to do is lay out the facts—they are irrefutable. I’ve supposedly won all my political debates. But this would be the easiest of them all! Swing state by swing state, they get decimated. This is the Hoax and the Scam and the Crime of the Century. Just remember, no takers!”

You never said please.

This site accepts your challenge, “Sir.” Just get Nicole Hickman James a reservation at the nearest four-five star hotel to Mar-a-Lago, fly her out, assure that she has appropriate security with her at all times, a handsome assistant, and we will broadcast it live on our website. You can debate how it is that you’ve discovered we live in a  dimension where 75 million is a larger number than 81 million, and then go through the states. The only rules agreed to ahead of time are that we use numbers in the same way banks use numbers, the higher number represents “more” something.

Despite the fact that one should be rightfully furious that Trump is not under any federal criminal investigation of which we’re aware, we do get some satisfaction knowing that Donald Trump spends every waking minute, of every single day, reliving the loss he incurred during that week and that two month period.

We are sure there will be other takers soon enough if Trump survives as more than a puddle once Nicole is through with him. She is very, very good with numbers, especially pointing out when one’s numbers are lower than the number she needs. Be careful what you wish for, “Sir.”

We will ask Barbra if she’s available that night, too.

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President Donald J. Trump:

“It’s really interesting, everybody wants me on television, I get the highest ratings by far, they need ratings to survive, and yet I put out a challenge to debate me about the massive election fraud, which took place in the 2020 Presidential… pic.twitter.com/Re9ahgeKUb

— Liz Harrington (@realLizUSA) November 30, 2021

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