We never once struggled with the link between Trump and boaters.

Sit back, put your hand to your forehead, and try to come up with a more obvious segment of society to fall in love with Trump than boaters. Go ahead. White guys, mostly in Florida, with enough disposable income to go out and buy something with the entire goal being “mine is bigger than yours” and the bigger ones know that their wake drives the smaller guys crazy, some women have a weird attraction to guys with huge boats, all that.

It is such a natural fit.

We do grant partial credit for those who said country clubs because – again, white men, disposable income, taking pride in who can hit it longer and get it in the hole quicker… (As an aside, golf seems to be the only sport where the winner is the guy who played the least amount of golf. Just a curious thing)

Florida had another Trump boat parade today! Why? Because white guys wanna show their size, and besides, he’s coming back, Trump is coming back, any day, month, or year from now, he will be back. So why wait for something so great?

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1434579338419126278

Yeah.

Do they award points for the number of flags a guy has on his boat? That would be pretty stupid, it would be just another way for the guy with the biggest boat to win and we can assure you, that guy already believes he’s a winner.

Florida men being Florida man. Twitter couldn’t figure it out, either but they were funny trying:

https://twitter.com/SaundBt/status/1434615053936889859

https://twitter.com/jmkrej/status/1434611776067457026

https://twitter.com/TheRealRudegrrl/status/1434610117803085824

UNLEASH THE KRAKEN! https://t.co/LRNlneSBMZ

— Al Vimh (@al_vimh) September 5, 2021

The purpose is a Klan rally. https://t.co/ATZ0E0vzbQ

— Propane Jane™ 🔥💣 (@docrocktex26) September 5, 2021

Fucking hell. Living in this state is so embarrassing https://t.co/gt1ErHkX5p

— F.L. Penman (@SepticProse) September 5, 2021

They have nowhere else to go. This is a loneliness parade. https://t.co/Bbyk3NGPPQ

— Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) September 5, 2021

Tribute to the Titanic! https://t.co/b0naNopNHl

— Gregory Payne (@JGPAYNE) September 5, 2021

This totally normal almost a year after the election. This is definitely not a cult. Nope. No way. Pretending your candidate didn’t lose and then continuing to have parades and rallies isn’t cult-like and weird at all.

Yikes https://t.co/eJo8e1rwC2

— Mike Mahoney (@MMahoney224) September 5, 2021

My cousins in FL tell me Trump flags on boats is a constant thing. They can’t let go of the 2020 election or Trump https://t.co/xVpHOBMFSG

— LilEsBella 💅🏽 (@LilEsBella) September 5, 2021

Do you think they actually know what they’re doing? I mean, given all the lunacy attached to virtually every effort they put forth. https://t.co/58gJCVSArU

— Marie Wilson (@MarieWi38898102) September 5, 2021

This is what those who have nothing better to do with their time do. They go around in circles like trained circus animals.
That’s it, nothing more. https://t.co/Aaywh4e1IF

— JONS EM (@em_jons) September 5, 2021

Parking lot at the Trumparilla Boat Parade in Ft. Myers, FL this morning. pic.twitter.com/TmoESj9dB5

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 5, 2021

Who doesn’t love a parade?

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