“Person, woman, man, camera, T.V.” or something like that.

It wasn’t our job to remember the order of the words, that was Trump’s job and he triumphed, telling the same story over and over. He needed someone to take his SATs, but made it sound like he was the first man in history to remember all five words. Trump never got around to telling us why he was asked to pick out a lion and tell us what day it was. We are near certain that no one asked President Obama to take such a test. Clearly, someone gave Trump the test for a reason.

There was a lot of talk on the left about Trump’s mental stability and neurological issues. Those will arise when a man is incapable of drinking a glass of water with one hand.

Why does this matter? Because the Right never uses their imagination to come up with their own complaints. They just borrow the ones from the last Republican president. We accused the Tea Party folks of having “ODS” or Obama Derangement Syndrome and soon enough we heard about “TDS” as if they came up with the monicker themselves. We worried that Trump had cognitive issues that impacted his ability to even comprehend basic situations (evidently a doctor did, too, since Trump was given the test). Behold! The Right is obsessed with Biden as “senile,” conveniently forgetting that the “senile” man kicked Trump’s ass three times in debates and was elected quite handily over the “other” senile guy. One guy said, “Get vaccinated,” the other said, “Maybe bleach?” You pick the crazy one.

This weekend, Jill Campos-Duffy of Fox News slammed Jill Biden as ultimately being responsible for Afghanistan because Jill had yet to put Biden in a home that wasn’t called “The White House.” Now, the FLOTUS’s office is furious, we’re relatively sure that Jill shares their thoughts and might’ve ordered this statement. From Huffpo:

The first lady’s press secretary on Monday called for an apology from Fox News and weekend host Rachel Campos-Duffy, who over the weekend said Jill Biden had failed the country by letting her husband run for president.

Campos-Duffy also criticized President Biden’s “mental state” in commentary criticizing the exit of troops from Afghanistan and the administration’s struggles to evacuate people from that country.

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Campos-Duffy said the most “patriotic thing Jill Biden could have done was tell her husband, to love her husband, and not let him run in this mental state that he’s in.”

And the most patriotic thing that Fox can do is fire Campos-Duffy or cut her salary by 75%, we’re not sure which would hurt her feelings more, but whatever it is, they should do it.

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