For those of us who failed to keep track and sort of moved on from the MAGAs serious threats and outrage about the “Big Lie” (we moved to cover to serious threats on masks and vaccines, these MAGAs cannot exist unless they are in a rage against something), we sort of forgot that August 13th was the date guaranteed by both Mike Lindell, Bannon, as well as every MAQA on the internet that Trump would be reinstated.

We even saw tickets for sale on Facebook for the August 13th inauguration and wrote a column that went beyond viral – everywhere, we don’t know how many tickets were actually sold, but it wouldn’t have taken that many to make some money. We seem to recall the tickets costing $350 or so. If a person sold one-hundred, that’s a respectable walkway. Hell, it was just a quick photoshop, it was probably worth the time to simply sell ten, that’s $3500 in lunch money for only one hour’s work. On a per/hour basis, that’s beyond neurosurgeon money, without fifteen years of post-high school training. Did we mention that the photoshop was fairly obvious?

Additionally, it was far more obvious that even if, even IF, somehow, someone got themselves elected through a giant fraud (crime), the only remedy would be to impeach the president and vice president, leaving the Speaker of the House in as president. It is giggle-worthy to think that if the winner committed true, national, fraud that obviously stole an election, it would all end by just swearing in the guy who lost. No, the constitution requires someone who officially won an election to be third in line.

That it happens on Friday the 13th, maybe it’s the ultimate MAGA horror movie. But it was all comedy on Twitter:

I was up all night practicing my dance for #ReinstatementDay. I think I finally got it.

📼davidvarner4 pic.twitter.com/SxSkvfbXVX

— Mel the Enforcer (@Fah_Lo_Me) August 13, 2021

Happy #ReinstatementDay to all MAGA Patriots!
Make sure you’ve washed and pressed your treason flag to wave at the BIG PARADE that will take place in your deranged head. pic.twitter.com/3gp108vqZu

— T I M 4 Harris/Walz (@tim_username) August 13, 2021

The Traditional #ReinstatementDay Tree is Satanic Red Fir from Slovenia. Many decorate it with My Pillows, Goya beans and tiny magahats.

The tree is often topped with a windmill, and for extra cancer, 5G. A modern method is to mount a tiny mushroom to the top, called a "Stormy" pic.twitter.com/le341xWzMj

— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

https://twitter.com/45rapeKatiejohn/status/1426127884813537281

https://twitter.com/ThisIsLLBoston/status/1426134158238265348

Classic #ReinstatementDay Carols

We Wish You A Reinstatement
Rudolf The Ex Attorney
I'm Dreaming Of A My Pillow
Ding Dong Junior is High
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fake News
Do You Hear What Trump Hears?
I Saw Mommy Kissing Justin Trudeau
Deck The Halls With Our Delusions pic.twitter.com/5TMKk4kolr

— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

https://twitter.com/Breathe_tt/status/1426145979435257860

Oh, brilliant!#ReinstatementDay https://t.co/ATNTQncL2I

— Tomi T Ahonen Moved to Post, Spoutible & Mastodon (@tomiahonen) August 13, 2021

Good Morning, Happy Friday!!

Today is #ReinstatementDay Friday the 13th AND National Kool-Aid Day!! It's like a MAGA loser trifecta 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/8q5dVHaj2y

— Brad Bo 🇺🇸 (@BradBeauregardJ) August 13, 2021

https://twitter.com/DearAuntCrabby/status/1426145118143328262

https://twitter.com/danielbsmith/status/1426147701142532097

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