Okay, it’s no longer fun anymore.

It appears that MAGA (However defined) is determined to become the first Costco of political brands. Perhaps there won’t be a MAGA dogfood (Costco brand dog food is actually high quality, as opposed to… ) because Trump doesn’t like dogs, which means the MAGAs have all given their dogs away to shelters and kids that don’t yet know, or care, whether MAGAs like dogs.

But there will definitely be Trump brand fried chicken (It’s known as KFC right now), there will be Trump brand diet Coke, a Trump bank… be very careful and check that interest rate, it may be high, with a small negative sign, there will be Trump clinics, which feature UV and bleach therapy, no good medicines except perhaps Natural Light, and perhaps some strong psychedelics. Trump will become the 2021 Sears catalogue from 1895 or Amazon without the delivery (because they’re only interested in the order.)

We already reported that there is a cryptocurrency called MAGAcoin and, no, we’re not kidding, and yes, they’ve already had a data breach. So there is no end in sight. There is a Trump energy drink in both regular high octane and sugar free. We are sure that it is simply Mountain Dew rebottled and repacked, a MAGA  staple.

Insane AF that this is complimentary pic.twitter.com/dOXm2MOkev

— 10 Thousand Spoons (@the_usual_guff) July 23, 2021

That is a beautiful picture of their hero on the can. Are we sure this is put out by actual MAGAs? Or could it be liberals who simply want to cash in, and the painting in the wink to the rest of us. It is impossible to tell. And, really, who wants to know?

The net, for one:

https://twitter.com/ModerateCa/status/1418687246404788224

https://twitter.com/TweetyKJA/status/1418687062237073413

https://twitter.com/mccavman/status/1418686053704216577

He looks FAT and grotesque so, that's about right. https://t.co/ZLqM7hAG4O

— ImagineLOVE💙; #TeamPelosi; #IDWP ; 🆘;💙 NOT ❌ (@urLIFEwillBLOOM) July 23, 2021

https://twitter.com/11drizzzt11/status/1418679415471439883

Probably smells like Russian Prostitute Piss, after it has been wrung out of the sheets.

— Chet Buell (@ChetBuell) July 23, 2021

They mean Mountain Dew?

They think his goofy facial expressions are awesome. Pathetic.

— Bitcoin Magzaineᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ༝༝ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ (@todd_poirier) July 23, 2021

They probably created a sugar free version to identify that you’re a lib. That’s how they get you. No MAGA is concerned about diabetes.

— JC Madsen (@npsmajor) July 23, 2021

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