Remember back when we all used to make fun of George W. Bush and his strange syntax, verbiage, and cliche collisions?

Yeah, those were the days.

But as bad as George W. Bush might have been, and he was, Bush reads like John Updike in comparison to Don.

Never mind Barack Obama, who actually writes so well that he had a book published before he even became a senator.

So when Donald Trump wrote a review of Jesse Watters’ new book that sounded suspiciously “high schoolish” people immediately began looking for the “real” source.

Nowadays, if one can just find an electric Goggle machine, it only takes a few searches. Evidently, Donnie thinks he found a trick that no one else in the world would know how to use.

Please try to picture “your president” writing this:

“Interspersed are [Watters’s] thoughtful suggestions for overcoming left-wing radicalism, maintaining American democracy, moving beyond aging hippies (like his long-suffering, loving parents), saving the world from social justice warriors and the deep state — all while smirking his way through life in only the nicest way.

Ha ha. No way. To Donnie, “Interspersed,” is a biological term having to do with the birds and the bees, “thoughtful” means taking a huge bite of a Big Mac, and “smirking” is when one goes swimming to look at fish. Additionally, Don would never write “nicest way” as a compliment, only an insult.

So, some internet sleuths went at it and the results were as easily found as they were plagiarized.

To add the Don Cherry (Canadian reference) on top, “your president” plagiarized it from the book’s publisher!

LOL. Trump's latest statement is an endorsement of Jesse Watters' book that reads like a personal blurb/review from someone who has read the book, but which is actually lifted verbatim from the book's details page. pic.twitter.com/DKUHgxebMk

— Jeremy Stahl (@JeremyStahl) July 14, 2021

Nice job, Don. So long as you remain harmless, you will always be a source of entertainment.

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