Maybe someday we’ll be forgiven. There is no real justification for covering this other than it made us laugh out loud (really laugh out loud, not “LOL”), and by “us,” we mean a 13-year-old internet sleuth, a writer, and the staff. It is just so bizarre and sometimes things like this feed a soul, or it’s just fun to laugh at stupid people.

Maybe just ten years ago, we would have thought it more likely that we’d see video of a guy going to club a baby seal, only to have the baby seal pull out its Glock and kneecap him. At least a seal video like that would make sense in a sick but understandable way, something consistent with natural law as well as rational. But this is 2021, the MAGA-Epoch, and the video is just sort of sick in a funny way but cannot possibly be understood. If you don’t understand what’s happening here? Good. You are in a good spot.

Breaking News: There are many MAGAs that are just not quite right in the head. We can go with that as a working presumption, correct? The only little diversion here is that this guy has somehow acquired enough money to donate $20,000 at CPAC this last weekend. So, either he found a way to create money in his head (entirely possible), or he has some kind of “Pay Per View” to hear his Trump chant and the MAGAs pay $50 a pop.

So with that, we now give you, MAGA-head Joseph Kung at CPAC in his “Trump Kung Fu Dress,” doing his “Trump Chant.”

https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1414255157060177926

Sweet baby jeezus watching Kung Fu Panda, seriously? They let this person out? Don’t they have medicines for this now?

Again, we admit, nothing justified writing this up. But we did, because we could, and it made our day a little more humorous. That baby seal is rolling in laughter.

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