Writing about the Trumps can be so difficult.

Our site is posted on so many platforms that we have to be careful about certain words popping up that may get the entire article tossed out and this is never more difficult than writing about the s*xual exploits of one Kimberly Guilfoyle. Kimberly knows what sells and she sells it better than anyone, or – perhaps more accurately, she sells it with more enthusiasm than anyone.

We would like to say this is hard to believe, but the problem is that it is not. We knew that Kimberly had openly bragged about her most “private” performances (to put it with more grace than it deserves) in front of large crowds of GOP donors, and we know that she offered a lap dance to the highest donor at a function (She said she was kidding. We suppose it is possible she was.). We did not know this:

“[Guilfoyle] enjoyed giving donors ‘an unwanted glimpse’ into her personal life with Donald Trump Jr., saying that the president’s oldest son liked her to dress up as a s*xy cheerleader. [She also noted] how she called her boyfriend a ‘naughty boy’ when she ‘let him out of his cage.’”

We wish someone had taken the time to teach Kimberly how to be a grown-up. Had someone done so, Kimberly might understand that most adults have little playful things that they like and share with their partner, it’s called intimacy for a reason. Everybody is different and we’re not even going to give Junior a bad time about the cheerleader thing. So what? It’s not weird or offensive.

Want to know what is weird and offensive? Having a partner standing in front of hundreds of pasty old white men talking about what you like and that she takes pride in doing it! THAT is what makes it entirely abnormal. Whatever happens behind closed doors between consenting adults, so long as it doesn’t offend the SPCA, really isn’t an issue for us – nor should it be for anyone else. It only becomes an issue when it’s shoved in our faces.

If we wanted to know what it was that made Don Junior leave the mother of his five kids, we would’ve asked. But we didn’t. Of course, Kimberly wasn’t “telling” us. She talked about this stuff around people with open checkbooks, perhaps suggesting that everything has its price. If that sounds unfair to Kimberly, we’ll call it even, since we genuinely never asked to be let into their bedroom.

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