How do the MAGAs not get embarrassed at some point? The Trump pettiness, the insecurity, the immaturity, and the constant victimhood, it just… well, we suppose it did wear enough of them down because Trump lost the election. But the MAGAs love him even more after the loss, the Trump family can still politicize anything and the MAGAs love it.

We used to wonder how vaccines could become political. We used to think that nothing could possibly be more ridiculous than politicizing a life-saving shot, when along comes a Vogue cover, specifically, one featuring Jill Biden.

Now, in talking about magazine covers, we don’t want to speak for everyone, we are especially not speaking for the woman who owns this site, the boss, who likely has been on the cover of Vogue, or will be soon, but how many people live their lives believing that a magazine cover shot is the ultimate validation of one’s being? We know of one, and, yes – of course, you guessed it, Melania Trump. Most people would consider it more of an embarrassment than a point of pride.

To be fair, Melania surely believed it was her birthright to appear on the cover of Vogue even before she became FLOTUS, But then the First Lady thing cinched it, right? Literally, every first lady is on the cover of Vogue, like Michelle – three times. So, undoubtedly, Melania spent the first two years in the White House standing beside the switchboard, awaiting the call. It never came. Surely, this had to be a mistake, she was so stylish, so pretty, so Melania! Gawdanit where was her cover!!

It turns out, there is nothing in the U.S. Code requiring Vogue or any other magazine to put the FLOTUS on the cover. It is highly likely that Melania commanded the White House counsel to check. Upon hearing no, the Trump family probably screamed in unison “It’s all political!!”

Damn right. It is all political. The people at Vogue must hate Melania. They really don’t care, why do “u,” Mel? Besides, the way Trump goes through wives, how could Vogue be sure that Melania would still be First Lady when the cover came out?

Anyway, the entire family sees it as a slight because they believe they are American royalty, and thus anything less than lavish praise is an insult. Until now, the complaints have been hysterically immature. But leave it to Don Junior to take it from pathetic but funny, to revolting and infuriating. This is how Junior punishes Jill Biden for daring to appear on the cover of Vogue when they unforgivably skipped Melania!

Junior, get help. Even with your “edits,” the cover is still more beautiful than your soul, which is blacker than the hair you edited onto the cover.

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