CPAC is meeting this weekend. For those of you thinking; “I could swear they just met two months ago,” your memory isn’t faulty. You see, there is so much money to be made on the MAGA right that it seems like CPAC wants a summer tour, too. We are talking about CPAC “Dallas.” Why Dallas? Eh, big city, red-state, far enough from DC to have another CPAC. Houston, St. Louis, and others would’ve worked, too.

We believe they’re meeting again to shake attendees down again. But there is an infinitesimally small, (we’re talking plank numbers, 10 to the negative -43 power) that they will reinstate Donald Trump… and not in 2024! And not on August 13 or 15tht, even they get confused about that date. No, they have a plan to reinstall Trump in a few days.

Impressive. We mean an impressive steal, that ought to be worth big cash in establishing credibility down the road, since they cannot even accomplish the first sentence in step one. They have spent decades attempting this step and failed. So…

Step One is “Remove the Democrats’ Achilles’ Heel.” They believe that revealing the heel will lead to “wicked witch” Nancy’s removal and expose the Black Caucus – yes, they’re much more openly racist now and that doesn’t bode well for our country. There is more to step one but if it begins with “expose Democrats’ Achilies’ heel. But that’s ridiculous because we reveal our issues on a timely basis (Every day about 7:00 p.m.) and we do it exquisitely. (Fight among ourselves).

So their plan is doomed. Of course, these are people who think that Democrats are involved in some nefarious thing involving Pizza Planet and some cartoon scenario. Here is the card with all seven steps. You will see that, given there’s no chance of ever completing even the first, we’re going to back away having already spent too much time on this topic.

https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1413612849952395265

This plan actually helps us. It demonstrates that this is all about cash, not policy, not legitimate action (how to get out the vote), no – it’s about cash.

And why not? It is not like the Republicans=-“Conservatives” have policy now. Their policy is to oppose the Democrats on everything, demonizing Democrats, and manipulate the vote to acquire power for power’s sake to set up a far weaker democratic republic.

So, why not make some money, right CPAC-Dallas?

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