We can’t come up with a new cool cliche in the moment, so we’ll just go with something like “birds of a feather, f*ck together, or however it goes. We aren’t all that good at cliches anyway. We seek new material to convince readers that we’re barely literate and stupid.

Speaking of stupidity, we had a rare collision of matter/anti-matter stupidity and racism last night. These are just mirror images and when they touch they annihilate each other into total energy.

Somewhat unfortunately, Mel Gibson and Trump didn’t touch last night and neither annihilated. Mel Gibson saluted Donald Trump at a huge UFC fight, between Conor McGregor and someone who is not Conor McGregor. Sorry, but when it comes to UFC we aren’t just big fans (“UFC is Ultimate Fighting Challenge,” picture boxing but with far more violence). We only know “Conor McGregor” because he is, or was, their biggest star.

That is the end of the discussion about UFC because we refuse to support or even know about stuff that would be an aggravated felony, possibly attempted m*rder, if it happened anywhere but in an arena watched by millions on pay per view. Evidently, Americans pay to watch crimes now.

These “people” include Mel Gibson and Donald Trump. As opposed to UFC, we suspect many of you do know Mel’s long history of racist and misogynistic comments, along with a uniquely weird interpretation of religion. You also know Donald Trump’s long history of racist and misogynistic comments and uniquely weird interpretation as to functioning as an adult.

Mel Gibson saluted Donald Trump. After all, despite the fact that they’re mirror images, one side was president. Let’s call that side the “anti” one. You will note, of course, that Mel is alone in his salute. It is not necessarily because Mel is the only Trump supporter, it is because Mel Gibson supports Trump so much more than the others. Mirror images and all.

Let’s put it this way. Clinging to the particle theme, Mel surely loves Donald Trump as much as Donald Trump loves himself. There you have it, perfection. Perfection in physics, politics, and felony assaults. It is just awful perfection, and we suppose that’s expected. Just like we expect bad cliches. Nature and all.

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In case you’re having a tough time seeing it. (We did, at first)

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And more and more and more until the avalanche just roared and we got out of the way. You may click on any of these and open the door.

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